That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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