His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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