Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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