We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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