He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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