i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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