Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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