I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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