I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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