I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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