I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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