i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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