HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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