You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hippo gnu deer
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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