Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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