i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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