yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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