Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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