wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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