On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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