If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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