I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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