who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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