I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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