Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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