i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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