Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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