She said her name was "party"
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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