How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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