Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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