I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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