Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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