420 ftw
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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