ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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