I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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