I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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