I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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