So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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