The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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