Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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