I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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