I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I wish I only lived at night.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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