I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
