Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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