She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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