It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
