Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
high people should be assigned attendants
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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