Is it normal to miss your booty call?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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