I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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