I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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